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→Unfinished→ English Ver.

This figure should be p. awesome

Speaking of lyrics

KOTOKO’s latest full solo album is called Kuchu Puzzle. The limited edition version of the thing is actually loaded with bonus stuff, except you wouldn’t be able to tell just by looking since it sits in a standard clear slipcase form factor. Continuing the trend from her last album there’s this art project angle to this that makes me scratch my head, as the cover of the LE version is an actual jigsaw puzzle, but it’s KOTOKO so who am I to complain?

One of the bonus item is a bonus CD. In a single clear jewel case, the sheet of paper on the cover says as much: “→Unfinished→ -English Ver. KOTOKO”…

If you didn’t know, →unfinished→ is a collab between KOTOKO and Sats, who is most notable for being the guy behind Fripside and Ultima. He wrote and arranged the song, while KOTOKO furnished it with lyrics and vocals. In the English version of →unfinished→ (which somehow uses a capital U instead of a lower case u) motsu translated the song into English and KOTOKO sang it. I am someone who likes the original version of this song. I wish I was unapologetic about liking this song–it’s very Sats–but I certainly cannot hide this fact. I certainly can’t hide it after typing up some song lyrics.

My impression? I like how it’s in English. But while the lyrics retain the meanings for the most part, it lost a lot of what made it signature KOTOKO. Instead, it’s very much like motsu’s other works. The anison rapper is most notable for his English skills, and of course, rapping skills. And the ability to do push-ups. I don’t know, but the active half of MOVE has his own signature touches and phrase choices, and it feels very motsu at times, in this version. It’s not bad, but it’s definitely different.

KOTOKO’s delivery is pretty okay. I mean, I am in no place to say anything LOL. There is already an extensive block of English in the original version of this song so you should have an idea of how it would be like if KOTOKO just kept rolling.

→Unfinished→ English ver.
Lyrics: KOTOKO English Translation: motsu Music & Arrange: Satoshi Yaginuma

Hurry up, hurry up, to your place hurry up
It’s a voice in my mind, makes me run so fast
What am I chasing for? how can I overcome?
All I got to do is accelerate for you

*
we are tossed by the waves of pain and tears
I’m tossed into the fray
..tossed by various fortune
wake up your brain!
flashed in the sky
It’s a burst of sensation

Forgot to stand up long ago
Didn’t know just how to try again
Since when I haven’t had my voice?
Although it was a beautiful silence

So when I was down on my knees
You came up and made me see
The view that was monochrome
Suddenly turned into full of colors

Now that I wish you are just the way you are
Now that I wish you never stop going through the world
Let your voice be so free, baby send it for me
Oh anytime we are connected through the blue sky

**
Moving up, moving up, to the place moving up
Your heart, my heart, now that they start moving up
To the touch, to the feel, wanna know everything
With the spiritual sense of my world
Hurry up, hurry up, to the place hurry up
It’s a voice in my mind, makes me run so fast
What am I chasing for? how can I overcome?
All I got to do is accelerate for you

(* Repeat)

Staring at the darkness
Tell me what are you looking for
Struggle inside of yourself
It’s now that I can feel you more and more

It’s no one but you that I have in my heart
It’s no one but you that I can share the whole of my life
in a virtual paradise, it’s an unstable life
Oh only we have to do is believe each other

(** Repeat)

You would cry for me, I will smile for you
For your eyes that I adore, wanna make them shine more
Heart beat with the heat now it goes so deep
The unfinished dream will come true

Moving up, moving up, to the place moving up
Your heart, my heart, now that they start moving up
To the touch, to the feel, wanna know everything
With the spiritual sense of my world
Hurry up, hurry up, to the place hurry up
It’s a voice in my mind, makes me run so fast
What am I chasing for? how can I overcome?
All I got to do is accelerate for you
All I got to do is accelerate for you

(*2 Repeat)

Guitar: a2c
Recorded & Mixed by Satoshi Yaginuma
Vocal Direction: motsu
Recorded at Sunset Studio, Geimori Bee Studio
Recording Engineer: Yoshiaki Kato (S-prism), Keizo Matsumoto (m-size)
Assistant Engineer: Kai Kawasaki

Special Thanks: Keisuke Taguchi (Avex Management Inc.)


My Little Pony: Plate Mail Zettai Ryouiki Is Magic

When I was growing up My Little Pony was about little magical horses and their owners–ie., little girls. Not exactly about friendships. Whatever. It was about cute little horses, fueled by children’s imagination.

Which is to say, when I watch Walkure Romanze, I did not expect it to show a story about friends and how a horse can mend a person’s heart. Granted, that’s not really where the story is going. It certainly isn’t the main reason why I’m watching the show, although that is a pleasant thing to see instead, of say, non-stop tits and butts that this eroge-turn-anime could have been. It’s distinctly not a pure-oppai anime, although it has the prerequisite payload, which saves it from the vapid morass of far majority of the too-earnest-so-it’s-all-tits category of shows. A degree of petty schoolgirl-politics also help to season things a little.

Depends on how you look at it, however, the things that draw most first-timers in is the horse animation and all that jousting. That, and all the pin-up character designs dressed in ornate plate mail with curious bits exposed. A lot of the designs also eschew the single-shape breastplate design for something more pin-up-y. It’s like someone went and analyzed the pile of Saber porn out there and realized it’s the plate armor part that is being underserved by the general output, creating a market opportunity. That said, I wonder how much of it overlaps with the fanbase of something like, say, Marimite.

Because of its roots in eroge, Walkure Romanze’s list of characters, design-wise, tilt towards “man, any of these girls can turn into full blown porn material” and sometimes it kind of blows my mind when I look at the right places. How could that possibly be you, Mio? Or Miss “Butt-of-jokes” Bertille? And nothing has answered my question as to why Celia-senpai is wearing two pairs of bottoms. Is it because she learned the meaning of “chafing” after wearing a godly suit of armor?

Translation typo from CR

I like how Walkure Romanze evokes that soft, freshly-baked-bread-from-Valkyria-Chronicles feel. I also like, as a gap moe sort of thing, that it did a “haitenai” episode, while still being so. And it’s being played as a joke! Moreover, all the horses are girls! It’s like “Oh snap, my master’s panties! She must be in trouble.” So when Sakura tries to eat Mio’s skirt, she was just playing as Saten to Mio’s Uiharu? How much horse-riding porn did the producers of this show had to watch to greenlit it? The world may never know.

But indeed, it is this gap that makes Walkure Romanze so amusing. That it tackles a classically barbaric sport with the grace of a sÅ“ur checking her underling’s sailor neck tie is much like how Celia (wo)mans up to riding out almost commando to give Akane one great ride, while evoking that Valkyrie (ala video games) imagery. Or just how all these pretty things parade up and down the stadium bearing the magic of “ftmm” in the latest display of superior fetishistic technology. (Then again, overflow ftmm on armor is just…way too lewd, so there aren’t any.)

Of course, maybe this is just a great example of how sexy and erotic things could possibly be girls dressed to the gills, all covered up? It’s like what they say about men–it’s the clothes that makes one. At the same time, I’m not exactly comfortable making that statement given how half the time it feels like they really aren’t wearing as much as I think they are? I suppose in 2D-w-fief-dom and jousting, it’s all about form.


Anime Blogging at Its Best

Reproduced and transformed entirely without permission:

The kawaiikochans

LET’S READ IT DEEPLY!! KAWAIIKOCHAN NO SUPER KAKKO II ANIMATION TALK!! [Actually in strip 1 koma 1 but w/e]

Strip 1:

Koma 1:

Masaka: Kyou it’s “Kill la Kill!!” Genre is “I’ll Use All My Power!! AAAAHH”

Masaka: It’s really interesting, so let’s do our best with kawaii power!!

(Background: AAAHHH)

kawaiikochan.com – @kawaiikochans

T/L Note: “kakko ii” – cool, “kyou” – today

Koma 2:

Masaka: Kyaa~ What’s this?!

Caption text 1 [Indicate…side comment from Masaka?]: Episode 7 “Such a Dope…Which I love”

Masaka: A dishwater is also Famicom?!

Caption text 2: Was it really made?!

T/L Note: “machigai” – mistake

Koma 3:

Majide: There’s no machigai here.

Caption text 1: Episode 4 “The Sun Came Up, It Was Bad”

Majide: It’s certainly GB’s Dot Matrix display.

Majide: Therefore…

T/L Note: “sekai” – world

Koma 4:

Caption [indicate both speaking, graphics indicates Masaka speaking and Majide nodding]: In Kill La Kill sekai… gamesoft must exist.

Strip 2:

Koma 1:

Masaka: A harsh sekai with such battle, you’d think…

Masaka: “There’s no time for gamesoft! We have to battle more, ka na~” like that.

Masaka: Maybe minna needs gamesoft. [heart symbol next to speech bubble…probably should go in the text]

Masaka: But it’s not!

T/L Note: “minna” – everybody, “deshou” – right, “fascism” – form of radical authoritarian nationali[sic][i c what u did thar]

Koma 2:

Masaka: But it’s fascism. Deshou?

Masaka: Super ruler Satsuki-sama…

Masaka: As for gamesoft, she’d only allow one victory company.

T/L Note: “iya” – no

kawaiikochan.com – @kawaiikochans

Koma 3:

Majide: And there’s only Nintendo.

Majide: Therefore– iya.

Majide: Such a thing…

[Masaka has some question marks by her head.]

T/L Note: “Kanojo” – she, “kanashii” – sad

Koma 4:

Majide: Ryuko-chan will never get to play Sega gamesoft!!

Majide: Kanojo will– Kanojo will never know!!

Masaka: It’s kanashii. It’s certainly so.

From Kawaiikochan!! Gaming no Corner, 11/15/2013.

I have also inadvertently made the Kawaiikochans harder to read than it already is. Go me. And it does feel as if Ryuuko-chan is a Sega console in a Nintendo world. There’s a certain lyricism to it that is appealing. Like the whole ’80s schoolgirl thing the ED has.


Gundam Build Fighters

At 5 episodes in, Gundam Build Fighters might be the most delightful Gundam that I’ve seen. It’s not just the nostalgia factor–I can tell a Zaku apart from a GM, but not a whole lot more than that. In fact, that has been consistently the one aspect of Gundam Boyfriend (as passionately nicknamed by many) that gave me the cold shoulder. It’s like when I first started the road to iM@S fandom, I would recognize songs and characters but can’t put names to faces or songs. Same with the gunpla.

But what makes Gundam Boyfriend so great is that, well, the meta-ness. The fact that it went Xzibit and put a gunpla ad in itself on the Youtube stream basically sums up how I feel about the thing. I mean, Gundam BF is a gunpla ad, and not just in the “Gundam anime was made to sell toys to begin with” sense. Oh, and being able to watch it simulcast-speed on Youtube is a huge plus, too.

The other thing that makes Gundam Boyfriend fun is the relationship. I suppose that, to me, is the trademark of a Gundam anime. And if you cast wide enough of a web (like Valvrave) you will create that vibe just by inevitable coincidence of the ensemble framework. BF is not so keen on that scale yet, but this AU show is sticking to how AU shows typically are.

And it strikes me that ever since G Gundam, has there been any other tournament plot framework + Gundam mashup? When can I get my Nether Gundam on? I mean, it has to do it! It would be a lot more revolutionary if they actually used a Go To Koshien format for Gundam Boyfriend, but that might be too powerful to pull off.

Turn-A Gundam movie soundtrack

Others have graced upon the Fake Geek Girl subject so I won’t go too much into it. I just find it amusing to see that in a Gundam show. Idols are not rare things in Gundam universes but this one hits real close, and while it’s subject to your interpretation, I find this portrayal particularly honest?

PS. I wonder if anyone has applied the FGG framework on Air Master’s Kaori Sakiyama.


Old Ones Cover Pubes With Indescribable Blob, Customers Complain

It’s true.

So, part-confession: lately I’ve been reading/following some of the more naughty figures on MyFigureCollection. Or put it in other words, 18+ figures (although some are only 15+) that are usually costumed for “public” display, but the costumes are removable. What I found is that it’s actually somewhat educational. It’s like designing a transformable toy, there are design, sculpting and manufacturing compromises you have to make if you are going to create a figure that has configurable parts, and yet minimizing seams and components unlike what you see with Figmas and Nendos.

There are a variety of approaches to do this. For large figures (1/6 or bigger), often real clothing is used to cover up the figure, and because polyester is quite flexible, it’s easy to remove them from the figure. Moreover, it’s inexpensive; you’re just playing with dolls now.

However real clothing is not the easiest thing to put details on. The very gorgeous details in some of the well-known Max Factory or Alter figures are often digitally painted using robots (think 3D printers) and you can’t do that with polyester (yet?). It certainly doesn’t allow for the details you see in some of these figures. And it is a general rule that the more pliable the material is, the lower resolution you can detail it. Sure, fishnet stocking looks great with actual strings, but you can’t do flowing tresses on skirts at all.

Well, if you want a figure that can transform from tastefully naked to mostly naked, it can be difficult if it’s small. On the flip side, small figures are less expensive to reproduce in parts. There are some figures where you can swap out entire torsos from “clothed” to “non-clothed.” More often, though, the clothing piece is just soft PVC where you just have to carefully remove. Not only it can be a risk in damaging the clothes or the figure, it is possible to transfer paint from the cloth to your waifu’s unrealistically smooth skin. Not to mention in some cases you have fitting problems, where the outfit don’t quite fit the figure all the time.

Anyway, all this is just background. In reality cast-off figures have been getting more popular. I guess it’s lonely nerds thing (can’t really think of another use case), but also because the manufacturing and design has caught up and make it possible due to the growth of this market space. So what you have is that an ever larger number of figure collectors out there are buying these moe figures that barely have clothes on them.

Here comes Nyaruko. Max Factory released recently a Nyaruko figure which all she’s wearing is a Mahiru apron, and holding a crowbar. Very Nyaruko-like, if you ask me. Well, you can see a picture below.

Nyaruko @ NYCC 2013

During the period when she went on pre-order, people wondered if her “thing” is detailed. Of course, there’s a pecking order to that–wholesome labels like GSC/MF/Alter don’t do uncovered details. I assume this is pretty common for those Ikki Tousen-type figures that are extra showy, if the underwear is missing even. Naruko and MF is pretty clearly in that category (MF has other labels where they publish the more adult stuff).

The lingering question is answered when Nyaruko went on tour this past month and now that she’s officially off the shelf. And the responses are hilarious. The thing is, not only is her naughty bits not detailed, there’s a white blob covering it. GSC’s Kahotan briefly described this here back in April, when we don’t even know if the apron came off or not (it doesn’t by default):

Now for a little bit of extra info that I really don’t know if I should be writing on the blog… I may get into trouble for this. But I know you’re all dying to know, so I’ll reveal some secrets:

First of all, the apron won’t be removable. I thought it might be when I first say those separation lines, but I was wrong. Secondly, regarding what she’s wearing underneath… well, she’s not. But it’s not quite at the level you might have seen on certain other figures!

So what’s hilarious? The reaction on MFC on discovering the secret of what the Old One has underneath. Let me just quote

Although I’m not going to display her where it’s visible, the white blob bothers me a little. It’s enough just knowing it’s there… I would have preferred no details at all, like most nude figures.
Still; she is a great figure, and slightly bigger than I expected. Quality wise she is like all Max Factory-figures: Excellent!

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Indescribable cloth…..
At least I don’t remember that it appear in any season of this Anime. And I don’t think this Anime dares to show such part of the Nyaruko’s body. It’s absolutely not a hentai Anime any way.
Just like a decent gentleman, Max Factory was unwilling to show any detail of her secret part, so he summoned a piece of mysterious cloth to cover her.

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But we’re dealing with Max Factory here. If they had wasted any thought on giving her explicit detail, they’d have handed this project to their H-department, Native.
Now we’ll just have to live with a cute and sexy (yet censored) figure. Put her on one of the lower shelves so that the white goo doesn’t show too much ;-) Creampie, anyone? XD

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Yeah but it’s definitely not creatively censored at ALL. They could’ve had her legs more together or the back of the apron swooping in…SOMETHING else would be better than a white blob. I guess we don’t know for sure till people start getting it and find out if that comes off or what the accessories are.

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Yeah but I remember she said it’s not as “detailed” as you might think or something. Can someone who has this figure please see if that blob comes off? jeez.

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When you think about it, having that “blob” thing, as you describe it (haven’t seen it myself yet so I can’t tell how it looks), coming out of nowhere would make perfect sense. She’s an eldritch abomination assuming a human form, remember? So a weird thing appearing on such a character wouldn’t be that surprising. :p

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Is the menstrual pad a dealbreaker for this figure? ^^;

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That thing just has to be removable, IT just has too!
If not, then its One of the most weirdest thing I’ve ever seen on a fïgure.
I remember Mikatan being all enthusiastic about that thing…
don’t tell me she was a blobophile :s

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Ugh, it’s not even a pad, it’s like a white blob, what even is that. Couldn’t they at least go barbie and make it a bunch of nothing? Bandaid? “Censored” sign?
WHAT IS THAT BLOB.

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A decent gentlemen but not very creative. Come on, we could use some “convenient censoring” instead of a white blob. Make the back of her apron swoop in and cover it, her legs could be closer together or the one leg not so high up. So many ways to censor it nicely. I think this just draws more attention down there. It could’ve at least been painted skin color.

I’m sorry I’m just ranting so much. I haven’t opened the box yet. Not sure if I will. I do love her face, she is soo cute.

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That’s OK, I also hate this cloth. At first sight, I thought it was part of apron or underwear, but after scrutinized, it finds out that this white part never belongs to any part of dress, I don’t know where does it come from so it is really indescribable. I think using some apron ribbon to cover might be a good idea. On the internet someone said that cloth was a kind of special underwear for girls but I cannot verify it because I cannot just ask girls about that.

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Well, I’m sort of indifferent. Fans of the series should understand why this Nyaruko figure is charming, and it’s not just because her cute, wide-face-like face. It’s definitely not just because she’s doing the hadaka apron thing. It’s because she’s doing it with her favorite instrument of trade, it’s because it says Mahiru, it’s because she’s stepping on a certain critter, it’s because this figure embodies the gap-ness of the character idea–a moe avatar of unbeknownst Lovecraftian terror.

But I don’t think that matters. Nyaruko is gonna Nyaruko. And figure collectors will buy what they like for whatever the reason. Or not buy what they like.

And this is just yet another chapter in the growing PVC bishoujo figure marketplace (and I’d include Figma and Nendo buyers in this group) where more people are buying, both because they like the look and because they are the fan of the IP/characters, and often time not both at the same time. It’s not a growing divide, it’s more like a growing source of laughter and face-palming.