Good ideas:

• It’s not okay to catch giant salamanders in the stream, naked.

• You can beat yourself up over your inner weakness, not because it makes you weak but because it makes you want to kiss some video game nerd.

• It’s always good to pay Matsurika.

• Don’t visit your elementary school at night.

• Don’t run inside a supermarket.

• Be nice to the crêpe lady.

• To modulate the smell of your fart, do it in the bath.

• You don’t just eat meat, you defeat it.

• Ninja Warriors are better than normal wars.

• Segues make great weapon platforms.

Bad ideas:

• To neutralize someone much stronger than you, take away their favorite field hockey stick. It will make them totally weak. (inb4 Sket Dance is a much better magical girl subversion than Madoka.)

• It’s okay to call your girl your asset. In fact only winners do this.

• The world is a much better place if crazy people wrapped themselves in futons.

• As long as you provide insightful examination to the inner qualities of the real-life individuals, it’s okay to write them into your slash light erotica.

• You can get away with fake yuri breast-sucking as long as you are a magical boy in drag, in an all-girls school. (This one isn’t so bad isn’t it.)

• Virtual reality makes you learn stuff faster.

• It’s okay to carve graffiti into things you don’t own as long as you are a little kid.

• Chasing a wild monkey will lead you to fateful encounters.

• Physical touching makes a strong first impression. Be sure to poke that person’s face.

• Hire your shoujo manga editors based on their looks.

• Drink Pepsi Nex.

• Combine a prison with an amusement park.

Special Madoka Bonus Idea:

• Madoka Died For Your Sins.