Monthly Archives: June 2006

Maid to Thrill

The age old debate between ninjas and pirates ends with Black Lagoon. Maid wins.

Roberta 2000

Words were barely sufficient to describe how it feel to watch Desperado or Terminator 2 the first time for me. Little more can be said about this masterpiece of an episode that is Black Lagoon episode 9. I really had little to share aside from awe and “I wanna … watch this again and again and again!” It’s all I can do to keep that image of Roberta’s humble-looking shoes rotating counterclockwise along with the regular-pattern lace trims of her uniform from replaying itself to burnout in my brain. Oh, it would also fast forward to the rotating umbrella and when she does a “peek-a-boom!” Or I could replay, in my head, how she forms into a rigid, flat-fisted running style while whipping out that combat knife. Well, actually what I did immediately was make Terminator 2 jokes first, then to relish the goodness that was this piece of animation.

You can feel the love brimming from this episode. The people who worked on those scenes must have loved what they were doing. It is the only logical explanation.

To be fair, I was seriously bugged about Roberta at first. I read the manga for Black Lagoon after realizing I would be digging this show seriously. I stopped at volume one because I get the feeling that this manga is going to do what I thought it’s going to do exactly, for better or worse. Sure, the series is about outrageous mercenary action with a bent towards a realistic-feeling grittiness. Thematically it deals with the scummy real life of criminals versus the somewhat crummy real life that we know. It does escapism well; the action scenes are smart but unfortunately the manga falls to mediocrity when it tries too hard to pander to conventions (maybe on purpose).

Remember Noir? I’m one of those people who thought that he liked what he saw in Noir, only to be totally bugged by the fact that it turns into this weird lesiban slide show with secret societies. To be honest, it could have worked out if not for Chloe. Roberta, as a result, reminded me of Chloe–both in their outlandishness but also, heh, they are SOLDATS! Oh, of course, they’re both badasses in a fight.

Hmm. Noir would have been a better show if Chloe was a maid, don’t you think? Thankfully we wouldn’t have to ask the same about Black Lagoon. It’s Maid to win.

Actually, there’s also a part-2 to this entry… It started with Gunslinger Girls.

Hi Jose!

There’s nothing wrong with killer maids, nor is it such a novel concept. The dichotomy was probably best explored in an anime context through GSG, so it’s no surprise Roberta reminded me of it. But in light of our other girls in Black Lagoon, what sort of concoction would Roberta be? Just another daily special at the Yellowflag?

Certainly if Rebecca was Suzumiya Haruhi, Balalaika would act a bit like Nagato Yuki and stop and save…Rock (and Dutch and Benny) from their certain death? It explains why I rather was taken by Asakura Ryoko.


Sing, Sing Like You Want to Win!

Con season means karaoke season.

Demon-Possessed Bishoujo Band

Bakakozou had their fansub idol competition with e-cash as prizes. Oddly enough I actually heard of it in time before the contest started…if I wanted to participate, I could have. Alas, the trip was in the way so I didn’t do anything.

What’s much more interesting is this website. ZOMG. ZOMG again. HAHAHAHAHA. I just have to contribute something. And I did.

Since 2002 I’ve been doing one song (or more) at Otakon annually. I try to pay attention to various con’s karaoke setup (AN2006 had a karaoke hour 11pm on Friday, but I couldn’t go to that; partly because I just got out the car about then. The jrock idol thing was pretty ok and I was there for most of that). It’s a very different experience than some otaku singing in front of their computers by themselves and goof around with audio editing software. Live is better. For good and for evil.

But it’s just that much easier to sit in front your computer and belt out the words to some songs you don’t know that well. Heck, you can even use various singing aids. And it’s something people can point and laugh repeatedly! Better than my deserted and lost-forever karaoke website?

Enough. It’s time for action! Sing! Dance! Watch Evangelion!


The Raw Illiterati Conspiracy

Anime speaks a familiar tongue to me. The unspoken language.

Older Tiz

If you are like me, you are in good company. I mean, there are over 6 billion people in the world, but less than 1/40 of them speak Japanese. That’s right, 39/40 (and more) of the world population do not.

It feels like one of those “think of the children!” moment, but it is something to think about. We don’t really care that most people can’t speak Japanese, but if we were to concede that what makes anime anime is partly cultural, then it is speaking something that goes beyond the language and culture which rings true to those of us who can appreciate it and not being a part of its primary audience.

That seems like a handful. Let’s break it down.

In disguise it is a “what is anime” question re-visited, but what is unique about it? A cross-cultural exchange of the human experience isn’t unique to anime, but is there something about this exchange substantively different? Maybe, I don’t know. I know that some people ended up watching anime because it is quite different than what they’re used to see on TV, so there’s that.

In form, however, there is definitely a stylistic bend to anime that others are missing. The obvious one is what you see–art style. BESM and all that. But that’s kind of shallow: OEL manga is a good example how this is shallow (when it fails) or where the real difference lies (when it doesn’t). In fact, looking at it closely gives you a better clue to the gap between style and content and what makes anime (or manga) just that different. Serial narratives are also something fairly typical in anime but not common in the mainstream. The narrative styles and tropes, sure…

Does that explain why at all I post so much at the MT forums? Probably not.

Honestly, though, that’s not why I’m writing this blog entry. I want to document how someone who can’t speak a word of Japanese to save his life (well, I dunno about that) can watch raw anime and actually understand most of it. When I say most of it I mean it–most of anime series, most of an episode of an anime, most of the dialogues and certainly mostly what is going on narrative-wise.

Would this be true of an episode of Spongebob Squarepants? Dora the Explorer? Ok maybe for children’s programming…but The Simpsons? Futurama? Family Guy? Robot Chicken? Well, maybe it’s true for Over The Hedge or Ice Age 2, but how about Team America? I ask because I don’t know.

But what we could first think about is the children’s programming barrier. Presumably children’s animation are more visually expressive in terms of exaggerated motion to make sure the viewer doesn’t miss the visual cue. So when a show like Love Hina or Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu is so expressive, they’re clearly meant for … you get my point. So is that because they are relics from anime and manga’s earlier days, that it was meant for children but the tropes and meme stuck on? Maybe.

But on the other hand some anime are not that visually expressive; or that they are more akin to acting? Jin-Roh comes to mind. It’s a fairly expressive film when it comes to character drama and the characters’ expressions. Or shows like Cowboy Bebop and Genshiken?

But that still doesn’t explain why it’s rather easy to understand these things. Maybe it wasn’t ever a hard thing to understand, after all? Or maybe it’s something that just comes to you after you’ve seen enough? Certainly possible.

But it is a silent conspiracy. A lot of raw watchers outside of Japan probably don’t really speak much Japanese at all. Why do we do it? Is the language just not a barrier? Or better put, is comprehension not a barrier? Or the fear of miscomprehension/incomprehension not a barrier? I imagine that’s one big thing people get hung up on, at least from the people I talked to.