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Summer in Neo Venezia

Aria is the name of my friends’ newborn (well, she’s a month old now). Isn’t that something? Now every time I visit them it’ll remind me of … Aria. Or even when I get their voicemail.

Subs Are Voiceovers!

This summer, life isn’t as peachy as a hazy day living at a watery planet’s clone of Venice on planet Earth. To me Aria is a mood piece. It’s like The Brilliant Green’s older CDs. I just can’t quite get into the groove unless I’ve spent a hard day doing hard work. YMMV, of course, but that’s how it is for me. It’s super-duper good at destressing.

But summer for me is often a time where I am not stressed. It’s not to say the pressure isn’t on (it is especially on this year for a variety of reasons) for me but I just spent too much time watching anime, going to cons, writing about watching anime and going to cons, and dwelling on thoughts about writing or watching or going to anime and/or cons. Work was not so exciting nor productive. All that…dwelling and thinking and going and watching took the edge off.

I mean, I’m buzzed on not just Simoun, but stuff like all the crap coming out of C70. Like Eufonius @ Narcissu 2nd, IOSYS’s craaazy Touhou album, or the new DJ Sharpnel’s PRETTY GREEN ONIONS. Well, all these things can be enjoyed while being buzzed in the head I suppose. (I haven’t tried it, that said.) Now that STC’s crew is back on track with those Aria fansubs, I’ve been so derailed from not watching them that I have a hard time sitting down and watching through an episode.

So, yep, we heat it up, but we also get down. Hottest Otakon Ever. Someone should do an Aria watertaxi cosplay/reenactment next year.

This blog entry is brought to you by Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai (check the crossmix sample mp3 from IOSYS’s page)~


Trying to Beat Tempus Spatium at Izumi Pool, And Miscellany.

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First, some housekeeping items:

  • Before I move on entirely in many ways, here’s a YouTube clip of Ayako Kawasumi’s performance during her panel, at least for a couple questions. You might want to watch your volume a bit. Also the local Baltimore paper has an Otakon aftermath piece you might want to check out, especially those of you who are interested in the, ahem, crossplays. Check out the video/pictures on the right side of the website.
  • As my vacation time winds down I’ll definitely be blogging less–maybe back to my 3-times-a-week schedule, if I can help it.
  • Watch Simoun. Or not.

I was googling and surfing and reading opinions about Simoun here and there today–Simoun is totally on my mind–but one thing that struck me is just how the various Simoun Sibyllae eventually will have to go to the Spring. It made an impact when I realized we could start a pool on this.

If this is any help, here’s a chart to keep you afloat with names and relationships. Keeping ourselves to Chor Tempest (as of episode 19, anyways. And by the way, if you have suggestions and/or corrections for that chart please let me know). I know I need it…

Aeru – 3 to 1. I think it’s just hard to imagine her taking a role that’s gender female; in as much as I think in the end, archetype character design rules would have her more in line with “indifferent” so Onashia could play the Wheel of Gender-Morality game with Aeru. The tomboy speaking pattern would suggest as much at the least.

Yun – 10 to 1. If her speaking pattern, again, is clue for anything, she talks like a very odd … guy. However I think her personality, once stripped of its gender context, is very much also a masculine stance. In some ways being a girl actually seems more befitting Yun’s behavior, so I think it’s just more fun if Yun ends up male. Ultimately, however, I don’t think it’ll make a difference like how it made a difference for Erif.

Dominura – 3 to 1. I can’t imagine exactly how Dominura could be a man, but the only possible way that I can tell is tied with how gender roles are cut within the Simulacrum Theocracy itself. If it is going to be locked up in the way that only men gets the top jobs, then Dominura would gladly make the sacrifice, knowing that it probably won’t make a difference. However, I don’t know if this is truly the case…even if there are some signs of it.

Floe – 1 to 10. She said so as much.

Lodoreamon & Mamiina – Even. I think Lodoreamon is going to be the big surprise for us. In as much as I think her personality and Mamiina’s personality are a match, their social position and upbringings are fairly drastic. As a result I think Mamiina is probably going to stay a girl and Lodoreamon a guy, or vice versa. It depends on which considers play a bigger role in this gender bending mess.

Alti2 to 1. Believe it or not, even if she’s having that Guld Bowman moment with Caimu, Alti is a very perceptive person when it comes to those who she cares for. And those who are really easy to read :) Probably a man, given how Alti is a dolt to those closest to her. I don’t think she’s stupid enough to bank the decision on Caimu though.

Caimu – 2 to 1. I think she is tied with Paraietta and depends on how that plays out, she would either be a man or woman depending on Onashia, or depending on Paraietta’s wishes. Given that I think by the end it’s more likely that Caimu gets enough of Paraietta (although in a positive way), there are just more alternatives for Caimu to turn into a man than not.

Rimone – 5 to 1. It’s hard to tell so early in her development, but at this rate I don’t think Rimone is going to care for her gender. In that way she’s like Dominura; she just want to take care of the business she’s here to take care of. Even more so, she has less attachment with her feminine side, I presume, than Dominura?

Morinas – Even. She’s also hard to tell, partly because we just haven’t gotten really deep into her development. Given that she does have that “fangirl vibe” she could easily turn out either way. But if her attachment to Simouns are of any meaning she probably would fall for Wapourif or replace Wapourif.

Paraietta – 7 to 1. Paraietta is already the most manly Sybilla in Chor Tempest, with maybe exception to Yun. The question is how she will play it out with Neviril? Presuming even if that factors into her decision, it’s way more unlikely that she goes male and Nev goes female. All other combinations leads to a male Paraietta.

Neviril – 2 to 1. Ultimately Neviril has been slowly going back and forth on the personality scale throughout the series, and while her design and her mannerism screams female, one strong factor remains: her status. In fact, as long as she continues to take her lead role amongst the Chors and kick ass and chew gum all at once, she’ll no doubt turn male by the end of it all. There’s still a wildcard factor in regards to Aeru, but that’s more likely to push her towards the female end.

Now that’s done, it’s time for some qualifiers and disclaimers. First of all, these conjectures are most likely going to miss completely in that the show isn’t likely to try to wrap up every one of them–either out of time constraints or poetic license. In some ways all I am doing here is to explore how gender and gender roles play in the coming-of-age themes in Simoun. It’s also a futile exercise in seeing how much realism Simoun adhere to, when it comes to constructing characters and constructing its universe. It is all very fascinating once you include factors as the characters’ upbringings, social status, and outlook in terms of their roles in life and social injustices they may have encountered. Choice over gender is a powerful thing…


Ori, Ochi, Onoe, Oh What the Hell, Omo?

Ever tried to kiss someone wearing glasses? It's not easy.

B+.

I think if I were to bust a move and pull some contacts together, to make a game from RenPy, I could construct something rival to this.

However you really still have to give it props.

The effort that goes into it.

You can taste the blood and smell the stinky sweatiness from a day’s hard work.

No liberal use of the paragraph HTML tags can reflect just the amount of respect I have for the format where every sentence is its own mouse click.

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Trap-chan, Fanboy, Tool, Punk’d, and DQ – A Convention Primer

You call this a Roberta cosplay? Shame.

Another way to look at a con, from a top-down framework, is how anime cons serve several purposes across the board. I’m going to try to list the most prominent and attractive reasons here in an archtypical form, but who knows, some people come to cons for very specific things sometimes. Anyways, the follow framework basically categorizes the average con-going crowd into 5 types, and one could describe the population of each con event with these categories. It’s possible that one person exhibit multiple, even all of these traits. However generally there will be one guiding, overpowering tendency–or else how would you know which panel/event to go to?

The Cosplayer. The general trend in anime cons in the US is that cosplaying is a necessity. This is actually a divergence with cons in Japan where cosplay is a very distinct activity either as a means or as an end. Today, con cosplay has gotten to the point that anyone can cosplay and go about doing any kind of thing. Crossed with other activities such as doing a skit at the masquerade, a hall costuming contest, LARP, or even just for meetups, the cosplayer is ultimately engrossed with costuming. In as much as race cars are meant to be raced, a con is a race for those well-oiled costumes. Ahem. Of course more traditional use of cosplay as booth-babe-age also happens, even in Artist Alleys type places. Some do it for only the attention whoring aspects. There are also a lot of people cosplaying just for the giggles, but 9 out of 10 of those are crap cosplays or creepy old people.

+: They give anime cons its flavor. They’re dedicated (it takes work to get a costume together!), and generally pleasant.
-: They tend to be attention whores, and prone to drama. Also too many cosplays just suck these days.

The Fanboy. It’s hard to find people who are very much so in this category, but often times these types exhibit signs of obsession. They would line up for a certain event at the expense of other, leisurely fun things to do. They have 1-track minds when it comes to *the thing* they attend a con for. Like the typical fangirl at a Yoshiki autographing session. Or my French friend who’d travel to the US just to see KOTOKO. Honestly, they’re generally a good group and they make cons fun for everyone; on the flip side they can also manifest for the worst, and all it takes is just a couple bad ones to ruin some event.

+: They’re the ones that cons are meant to cater to in the first place. They welcome our guests of honor and gives everyone something to talk about. Also dedicated, but only to their respective fans and whatever they worship.
-: Too much dedication makes a certain event difficult to access for normal people. Need to shower more. Scares normal people.

The Cruiser. I’m probably squarely in this category half of the time. We go to cons for what a con is–its programming. We browse through the cosplayers much like how we go through a stack of promo posters at the dealer’s room. We go from one panel to another. Depending on how hardcore you are about it, you could take it easy and even go visit the local attraction when traveling to a faraway con. Taking time to eat, rest, and even go to bed early if there’s nothing interesting going on at the end of a tired day. Lining up for the masquerade is something we do out of tradition, and we always have a blast at the AMV showing. The sad thing about this group is that they are not too passionate about everything, even when hanging out with friends.

+: They’re the bulk of con goers. Relatively normal.
-: Often conceited and selfish, prone to burn-outs at cons because they’re just here, and not for something specific. Make dealer’s room line really, really long.

The /b/-tard. I use this word not only in the familiar 4chan.org sense, but in general. Cons provides a context that not unlike how 4chan provides a context for anonymous posters of random pictures. With decreased inhibition from peer behavior, lack of sleep, use of certain substances, what have you, they may go around glomping random people, hold up stupid signs, mosh at the wrong time, whatever. Elevated case can involve inappropriate crossplaying and other kind of stuff you don’t want to know.

+: They’re funny.
-: They’re jerks.

The Social Butterfly. This is the type of people who comes to con just to socialize. They could be any of the above categories, but that’s what keeps the coming to cons. Usually also because it’s just a lot of fun to watch /b/-tards make fun of themselves, and it keeps them up to date with what’s going on. These social people are often veteran con-goers, and can resemble late stages of a burnt-out Cruiser or Cosplayer. Sometimes a very dedicated fanboy could also be at a con purely to socialize outside of seeing only 1 event. Sometimes this can describe certain con staffers!

+: They make cons worth coming to year after year, despite the change in programming.
-: They can get in the way if you’re one of the other type of con-goers. Also drama-prone.

To me, ultimately anime cons are giant parties, or a congolmeration of several parties strung together, both chronologically and geographically. Compatible people hang out in each of the party types. For example Saturday night, you have your Cruisers and Cosplayers and Social people at the masquerade, with some /b/-tards. Rest of the Cruisers will be out at dinner with other social people. Some Cruisers with Fanboy leanings will be with other Fanboys at the programming they’re interested in, along with /b/-tards doing whatever they can get away with in the halls hanging out with other Cosplayers not doing the Masquerade. At a panel like 4chan, you get a good mix of Fanboys, /b/-tards, and Cruisers who reads 4chan. At a panel like Geneon After Dark, however, it’ll be mostly just Fanboys and whichever Cruisers are still not tired at that point. The Social Butterflies are probably at various room parties, hanging out at the hotels, or karaoke. It’s party-after-party-after-party like an endless game of musical chairs.

With the framework laid out, there is one thing on my mind that you can use it for–to plan your next con-going experience for maximum profit! If you want to skip lines, pick ones with the least Cruisers. If you want a lot of LOL, go to the /b/-tard things or one with a lot of Fanboys. If you want some con atmosphere, hang out with the Cosplayers. And always, have some Social Butterflies in your con networking map. If you want to know what’s hot and what’s not, ask a Fanboy, a Butterfly with fanboy tendencies, or an expert Cruiser. If you want to stay safe, stay away from the /b/-tard things.

I hope this is helpful.


Geneon After Dark or The Alternative Dimension of Licensing Hell

When the day ends, you hang up your coat, put your guns away, lean back, feet up, and air out your tiredness. We did that at Geneon After Dark.

Unlimited Corny Jokes Works ALL THE TIME!

Geneon After Dark is the name of the panel Geneon used to describe their 1am Otakon 2006 industry Q&A where cuffs are mostly off and the fanboy producers (and fangirls) giggled with us. I rather liked it last year when I went crazy and committed various forms of idolatry against Nana Mizuki. Speaking of which, I did forget to reiterate the question why there’s no movement on that front…

The panel itself is fairly simple. We sat, they pitched a trailer, they solicit a few questions regarding that thing, we raise our hands and get picked, we ask, they answer, and we get a free item. Rinse and repeat. A few clips later they opened up to general questions, but we had videos to see all throughout the panel including the Hellsing Ep2 previews. The floor opened up a lot more after we saw that.

The freebies they gave away were pretty good. I think I was the 3rd person to get picked so I had a wide variety of choices–piles of scrolls and t-shirts, and a lot of random stuff. It was sad, though, because the only thing I want I can’t have (a box of autographed incest given to some Hellsing fan), and the second thing I wanted is…from Kyo Kara Maou. Yes, a shoujo anime that I don’t even watch. It was a tin of something. I decided to just go for my 3rd pick, at least it’s g. I would say “damn you” for getting that Fuu figure, but I don’t even want it that much.

I think a big problem with a gathering attempt like this is that some of the audience are just plainly clueless. If you didn’t know what Black Lagoon was at that panel, well, that might be the sign to you that you need a clue before opening your mouth; let alone ask a long-winded question that makes no sense and cut into Q&A time. On the other hand a lot of the audience very much keyed-on when it comes to pointed questions, so props to them. I think this really shows especially when nearing the end of the panel I feel a lot of us were just dying to simply get some plain Q&A, but with the freebie-giving-away in the way we couldn’t get the questions out and have that dialogue going unless you’re a knowingly-rude person like me who does it because it’s supposed to be done. Terry(?) was the Geneon guy picking hands and he was trying to get to everyone who hasn’t had something–nice try but bleh. People were just raising their hands and asking dumb questions to get stuff. Since the panel didn’t conclude until 2:30, I was mad tired and didn’t want to stay around to hear all the chit chat post-panel, partly because the Good-Question-to-Bad ratio is probably too high, and I am just done airing my laundry for the day.

That said, I did stay for a couple round with…that other producer guy. I would have made my rounds to Stephen but he was pretty busy with the music people and I didn’t want to line up. And that brings us to our real topical point:

No one will ever license Futakoi Alternative.

If you recall, Geneon licensed UFOTable’s “big hit” Dokkoida. And you might also notice, if you pay attention to hype and fan clamoring, Dokkoida isn’t exactly a hot title. I think even in the fansub-sphere it didn’t make a lot of noise. Or much of noise at all. A speedy sub was all that was left in the path of an excellent but sadly forgettable show for most people, it would seem. What’s wrong with UFOTable? What’s wrong with you (who did not buy Dokkoida yet)? That’s not a big deal compared to what awaits Futakoi Alternative.

The brief conversation we had with…ugh, what’s his face next to Terry? Sorry for not remembering your name at 2am in the morning. In any event, said Geneon Guy professed his love for Dokkoida?! (and o/ for you brother) earlier which reminded me about Futakoi Alternative, one of the few titles I hunker for license-age. Naturally I brought up the topic later and he countered with something like “Well, the Japanese licenser will probably want to sell Futakoi too, and I don’t know about you but Futakoi is…”

A-yep. Futakoi is, yeah. Not a title Geneon would really like to license, at any rate.

So there we have it. It’s not the same kind of licensing hell Macross Zero is stuck in. It’s definitely not the same kind of licensing hell that Random Shoujo Series is stuck in, but that one might affect Futakoi Alternative indirectly if Dokkoida just doesn’t do well enough to justify it from the bottom line. In retrospect this situation probably has played itself out in the earlier years of fandom especially with game licenses. How do you get a “Tsukihime” without a “Tsukibako” anyways, right? How did businesses overcome that? I suppose licensing two shows is different than licensing one and ignoring the game counterpart.

More importantly, just what do we fans have to do to get a piece of it? Sucker a company, or wait for one, to license Futakoi vanilla first? I don’t really like the idea of that, but it might be the only thing left to do. Got any bright ideas for us threesome fans?

Certainly no more “Alternative” shows! Unless the original isn’t crap, anyways.